Dads, we must wipe away our snot and snivel because our daughters are counting on us to look our damned dandiest at this year’s Father-Daughter Dance.
In fact, take these 3 simple tips with you as you venture bravely into the jiggly, giggly, wiggly night
1. Get Dressed Fresh To Death
Set aside your basketball shorts and slip on some slacks, Daddy Mack. It’ll make the night all the more memorable, plus you paid $45 for those Dockers and you shouldn’t have to wait for another wedding to wear them.
Your daughter (and wife) will appreciate the gesture.
2. Do Dinner Right
I hope you liked grilled cheese. Or waffle fries. Or white rice with catsup. Kids liked the darndest things and tonight, it’s her choice. She chooses the location. OR, if you’re up for it, you can surprise her with a trip to a place you know she likes. Adding a layer of surprise raises the level of fun for the night.
3. Dance, Dammit
Can you whip? Can you nae-nae? How about the sprinkler? The mash potato? I hope you have something in the tank because YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED to stand against the wall. Get out there and boogie, buster.
Also, take a ton of pics. You won’t regret it.
How did I miss this fantastic article from last year?!