We recently received breaking news on the wire. Big Brown Dad is now peddling stimulants.
We wanted to learn more, so we arranged for a sit-down interview. We can neither confirm nor deny where Big Brown Dad was sitting during this interview and whether or not the throne involved a flushing mechanism.
Q: Yo. You think this is cute? This whole ask yourself questions shtick?
A: Cute? Absolutely not. Handsome? Arguably.
Q: So what’s this coffee thing? Don’t you have enough going on, you know, with raising a secret family on the side?
A: Bruh. What the fuck?
Q: People don’t like reading lame Q&A’s so I thought I’d spice this up, nahmean?
A: That’s cute.
Q: Mestizo? What is it? And where were you on the night of December 24th, 2020?
A: That’s a great question. I sent my Mom and Aunt a link to the mestizo.coffee site the other day after launch. My mom asked if she can just “…buy the chocolate” and my aunt was surprised to learn that I was “…selling shakes.” So, you know, I understand that it’s not always clear to everybody what Mestizo is.
Q: Ay, bro. Don’t be talking about my Mom and my Aunt like that. I’ll fuck you up and make you drink milk.
A: Cute.
Q: So…Mestizo?
A: Ok, I guess it’s important to start with the word itself and, as is the case with any word with historical racial denotations and contemporary (sometimes conflicting) connotations, how any one person takes the word Mestizo will depend on their own experience.
Q: Cute.
A: One of my core principles is to work towards redefinition—to challenge assumptions, turn conventional thinking on its head and to find truth in unexpected places. So whatever your definition—or even—the prevailing definition of Mestizo turns it to be, its real world meaning is in constant state of negotiation. Essentially, tho, Mestizo represents the possibility of a new way coming from an old way.
Q: Wait, do you sell coffee or dime-store philosophy?
Q: Aye. People are low-key getting tired of reading this shit. Anything else you want to say?
A: Yes. I sell the best coffee coming out of Mexico. It’s roasted by the best Mexican-American roaster in the country. And it costs less than comparable coffees by hipster roasting operations. Consider subscribing and putting your support behind a cool Mexican-American experiment in creative entrepreneurship.
Q: Cute.
