It won’t be long before that miserable orange thing is banished from the White House and consigned to the toilet bowl of history. But while Mr. Tan- in-a-Can will be gone soon, the heathens who supported him remain. So let’s continue to do what we do best, clown them!
Let’s laugh uncontrollably while holding up a mirror to their racism; let’s make fun of their teeth when they shit on hardworking immigrants; let’s point out their inability to read or write as way of buttressing our claims for more education funding.
All of it. Shame is good, even if they don’t exhibit it.
I put together a round up of some of my favorite disses. Use liberally, like the LEFTIST SOCIALIST COMMUNIST STALINIST MARXISTS ANABAPTISTS you are.
- Trump supporters have strong “I stayed with him for the kids’ vibes.
- Trump supporters know fraud when they see it.
- Trump supporters bleed red, white and blue. Don’t be surprised. This is the result of back alley dental work.
- Make no mistake. Trump supporters will give everything for Liberty, if you’d only remind them what time she starts dancing.
- Warning! Trump supporters are not going anywhere! Mostly because they don’t have gas money.
- Don’t expect Trump supporters to take this voting mischief while lying down. Mostly because they don’t have sheets on their beds.
- Mexican environmentalists fret that they’ll be forced to deal with Trump’s cabron footprint for decades.