Last night, Vato Loco 13 cut in front of me at the McDonald’s drive-thru …and then gave pounds to the occupants of his car, on some “See what I did?” type tip.

I was irked.

Flummoxed, even.

But thinking…always thinking.

Aight, bet.

I can be tough!

So when it was my turn to order, I bellowed, “Yeah, the dude in the car in front of me is going to pay for my order.”

She offered a quizzical, ‘Huh?’

Even louder this time, so dude could hear me…maybe.

“The DUDE in front of me is PAYING for MY order.”

‘OKAAAAAAY, I’ll tell him.’

When I pulled to the window she gave me the bad news.

‘He said he’s not paying.’

Yeah, but I showed him.

Not sure what I showed him but he definitely saw it.