Dads!

(OK, Moms, too).

This is my gift unto you.

When ordering at the local hood burger joint (e.g., Chris’, Tammy’s, Victor’s), ALWAYS order the Jr Burger instead of the regular burger. It’s marginally smaller but exponentially cheaper.

Now, if everyone here took my advice and mailed me 10% of their savings, I’d have enough money to…buy the regular burger…with cheese.