Look Up for the Hook Up
🗣This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us wallow and be sad in it. Or not.
On The Irrationality of Religious Rap
Herein, wherein I talk God…and a lot of shit.
That One Time I Used The Restroom At Sarah Palin’s House in Alaska
I’m a living witness to history, hilarious as it is.
Raising My Son to Raise the Dead
Shoot your shot, kid.
Morning Dew
Rub these words together 3 times and make a wish.
Blow The Whistle: Picking Up After Students at Brandeis U
College is all fun and games until they ask you to pick up after your classmates.
Low Budget Rap Act Tour Story 113: Los Banos, CA
Rapping is cool except for the part when they mistake you for gangsters and threaten to kill you.
Big Brown Mind Trick: How To Know What You Don’t Know
It’s a trick, a hack, a freaky frack. It’s ill, it’s real, it’s skill. It’s words. Word? Word.
Raise the Sword, Praise the Lord
I can do mostly some of the things through Christ that strengthens me.
Mornin’ Metaphor: Transplanting
Pay attention. It’s a $1.49.
