Wisdom might be free but it’s hard as hell to find. That’s why I’ve excavated the dark recesses of my mind to deliver truth distilled into quippidy-quips.
Try these on for size.
Be the drip you want to see in the world.
If real guns were as hard to unbox as toy guns, we’d have a lot fewer shootings but more self-inflicted stabbings.
Writing is like talking except you use your brain instead of your mouth.
That Hershey can be both a kiss and a squirt is a testament to, what we in the biz call, brand elasticity.
Christmas is a front for the Battery Industrial Complex.
Lord, grant me the power to overcome my trials, the mercy to transcend my wrongs and the vision to determine which piece of shit neighbor let their dog shit my yard.
If you like basking in the light of eternal wisdom, be sure to check Volumes 1, 2, 3 , 4 and 5.